Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Dork Alert!

Fuck...the dork comes out of me again...don't tell anyone please!

The first thing I thought of when I saw this picture was, "Damn...that guy's cool...he has like, ten light sabers!!!"


Christie said...

I thought of Madonna's Ray of Light video, so who's the bigger dork now, eh?

Yoda said...

I thought he's finally managed to get at the end of a rainbow and found his pile of shit!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I got a light saber for you right here, baby!

captain corky said...

You're not a dork Jenny, and neither am I... don't let my outfit fool you. ;)

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

It's Sphincter Man, turning into character....

Jenny! said...

That would be you! Star Wars is way cooler than Madonna!

Ha ha ha!

What color is it???

We could be the anit-dorks together...you should see my outfit!

The colors he can shoot out of his ass are amazing! I wish I could do that!

RAFFI said...

no, don't be fooled by the multiple, rainbow light sabers... he's just a gay jedi at the gay parade. he'z ssssuch a show-offfff [flaming like liberace].

24crayons said...

I didn't know what to think, I just kept looking at his hands thinking dirty thoughts..

Sassy Blondie said...

I just thought it was odd. Hmm...what does that say about me?

Jeannie said...

I think it's purdy

Ryan said...

For a dork, you have a lot of people coming over here to see what the 'dork' has wrote...

I suppose I'm a dork too... It looks exactly like you described - 10 light sabres.

You should play pictionary.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

It's flesh colored.

Fever Dog said...

Your secret's safe

Diesel said...

Yeah, that's pretty much what I thought.

jungle jane said...

Has anyone seen my light sabre??

Gorilla Bananas said...

Now that's what I call "flashing".

Flyinfox_SATX said...

I am still a dork! I have no clue as to what that picture references.


Crashdummie said...

aaaaaaaaaaaaah your such a dork! But then again, did you know that "dork" is also the name of the whales penis?

I hope it wasn't that kinda alert, cuz that would be to weird even for you!

NamesAreHardToPick said...

And they're all different colors too! I like how the evil people always had red, while the others had either green or blue.

Anonymous said...

I don't know what that is about. I just know that I do not want to hold that guys hand!!

electro-kevin said...

I thought exactly the same thing, Jenny.

So you're calling me a dork now ???

Miss Smack said...

hahahah hilarious.

Dykerson ! who that that riff-raff in? :)

random moments said...

Shoot, I thought of light sabers when I saw that too. Guess I'll add "dork" to my profile.

Jenny! said...

Gay Jedi's rule!

His hands do look a bit dirty! Hot water and soap should clear that right up!

You just aren't a dork! Yeah!

It is purdy...light saber's are awesome!

I fucking rock at Pictionary! Well, kind of! Your back???

That's my favorite color!

Fever Dog:
Good, then I won't have ot share your secret!

Well you pretty much are a dork!

Jungle Jane:
Yeah, you left it at my house last night!

Gorilla Bananas:
Multiple flashing...even better!

The dude is actually holding many kites for some festival. I Heart Dorks!

I did know that...and NO that was not the alert...that would be nasty...have you seen the size of those???

I like the red ones! But Sam L's purple one was bad ass!

He is flying kites! But I still wouldn't touch his hand!

I don't need to call you anything for you to know you are a dork!

Miss Smack:
What did you think it was...truthfully...you thought it was light sabers too right??? DId you know Dyckerson has a flesh colored light saber???

Random Moments:
You are not alone, the force is strong with you!

DoGGa said...

Yeah, I thought the same - but hey, I'm a dweeb too :]

Jenny! said...

I Heart Dweebs!

Anonymous said...

his hand looks weird!

captain corky said...

Jenny, party over at the log today.

honkeie2 said...

Geeky chicks are better in bed anyway. They have the best imagination, normal girls would never wear a darth vader helmet during doggie style but I bet those trekie chicks will.

Bugwit said...

God, you are suck a dork. Every knows that there are no yellow light sabers!

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Yes, but it's how he makes the colours should worry you...

Mike M said...

We all have a little dork in us Jenny!! Most of us try to hide it, but it sneaks out from time to time. No biggie.

Jenny! said...

They do!

Will be there...don't want to be square!

"darth vader helmet during doggie style"...oh, I snorted out loud laughing...I would be down, but only if i got the red light saber to go with the helmut!

He he he! I totally knew that! Duh!

They are pretty colors...not like shades of brown as I imagine Shcincter man would have!

Mike M:
Well, I love dorks...and if I am lucky I get some dork in me every night!

Nocturnal said...

That's a trippy pic there, reminds me of something you'd see at Burning Man.


minijonb said...

i had all kinds of light saber flashbacks lookng at this picture... and then i remembered all of my toy light sabers as a kid were crap flashlights with colored tubes stuck on the end. no way as cool as the photo.

All Mod Cons said...

That's EXACTLY what I thought too!

Hmmm...light sabers...yum!

Miss Smack said...

Fabulous photo! To me, it looks like a lazer show in a rave with no people there?!

and between you and me, sister, I wanna see Dyckerson's flesh coloured saber sword.

I don't mind even if he wants to wear his darth vadar mask! sshh

honkeie2 said...

You can have the red I want the double sided one whooohooo!

Michael C said...

After my post yesterday, I can't even try to pretend now that I didn't think the same thing ;-)

La Cremiere said...

Good thing I did not post my photos from the Star Wars convention then?

EmRocks said...

Thanks for that super ugly pic of me!! At least it wasn't the boy picture which i still have hostage!!!