Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Funny Shit!

My personal favorite isn't pictured above...

I'm Proof My Mom Likes To Fuck!


snowelf said...

Oh!! Our boys need the Playground Pimps shirt, fo' sho!!


Mike M said...

I would actually wear some of these!! Check your other post. I left a "real" comment.

random moments said...

Woah - where do they sell those? I love the "My Daddy drinks because I cry" - they need one that says "Mommy" too!

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

I think people could work that one out without the baby having it on his T shirt.

Hammer said...

Oh man, those are funny. I wonder if we will ever see them at walmart?

Christie said...

Those are AWESOME! Where can I get them? They should give out the "are you my daddy" to everyone who is on the Maury Povich show. Dumb whores.

Crashdummie said...

omg i'm so getting these for my pregnant friends.. dunno if i'l be able to consider her a friend after the event, but it will be so worth it!

Brian in Oxford said...

hit and miss with those, definitely....but the good ones are awesome!

(all daddy wanted....)
(i tore mommy....)

Jenny! said...

That would be a great time at the playground...cuz my son pushes...so all those ho's better watch it!

Mike M:
I would wear them too, although I would wear anthing! Will check!

Random Moments:
Right...mommy does crack b/c I cry!

I would hope so, but it's still funny...at least to me it is! I just like the word fuck, so anything that contains that word is great!

We would only see the "are you my daddy" one at Walmart!

No, we should give the woman who appear on Maury t-shirts that say..."close your legs and open a book"

Go for it...if they don't like the shirts, then they aren't cool enough to be your friends! Ha ha!

Brian In Oxford:
The blow job one is one of my favs as well!

-Papa said...

Ah ha ha!
I thought I also saw one somewhere that stated something like, "I was an accident," or "the condom broke."

her indoors said...

LOL great shirts, love 'em

Yoda said...

These are funny as hell, but nothing beats the caustic humor of Stewie Griffin!

"Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."


Anonymous said...

I found this site a couple of months ago. I laughed until I cried!!! LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

Very good! Where did you get them all??

Jenny! said...

Those are good too! So many possibilities!

Her Indoors:
I find them entertaining...I am glad you do too!

Stewie is so funny! Don wanted Donovan to be Stewie for Halloween but we couldnt get teh costume together in enough time!

I am easily amused...it appears that you are too!

It was an email forward I got from my friends mom!

George said...

Good ones sweetie ... You and Don could wear I Love To Fuck and his could say All I Want Is A Blowjob

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Those are absolutely horrible. You should be ashamed of yourself. What a terrible example you're setting.

Do those come in adult sizes?

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

So, how about this sentence:

Heaven is fucking Jenny!

You like it?

Keshi said...

LOL Jenny!

Cute cute kids awww...


minijonb said...

"I'm Proof My Mom Likes To Fuck!"

If I'm ever brave enough to have kids, they'll be wearing one of those.

Nocturnal said...

Those shirts are brutal, funny shit right there.

Jenny! said...

We say that enough, we don't need to have t-shirts too!

Your's should say, "Wanted-New Mommy Needed For My Crabs!"

Who's heaven and why is he fucking me???

I think the kid wearing the "They Shake Me" shirt is the cutest!

You should just wear it yourself...or would that be gross!

Every kid should have one!

Airam said...

Oh my god those t-shirts are hilarious!!

Dan Mega said...

This is SO 2001.


*PS- Still waiting for A)my lunch paid by you and B)my hot makeout session.

RAFFI said...

those are all my children. can you help me find the rest?

Michael C said...

Those are all so classic!!!

NamesAreHardToPick said...

I literally am laughing my ass off, but it is so wrong that I am laughing at words like that written on babies shirts. Wow.

But damn, that is funny. I love the are you my daddy?

Anonymous said...

Those are some AWESOME shirts lol

I want to buy a bunch of them for Max!

BEAST said...

Cool T's , I wonder if they make any of them in adult size , it would be cool to follow my little grey haired parents about wearing a selection of these......
They would be so proud....he he he

DoGGa said...

Hehehe, I think yours is the best!
Walking around pregnant, you may as well were a t-shirt saying "I've been spunked up" LOL :0)

Dx said...

My first visit to your site. Loved it. Loved the shirts.

Akelamalu said...

Soooo funny!

phishez_rule said...

My favourite was 'Fuck the milk, where's the whiskey tits?'

Flyinfox_SATX said...

These are hysterical! I wonder if they make any of these for older kids...I wonder if my kids would wear them?


captain corky said...

I always laugh really hard when I see the one that says, "All Daddy wanted was a blow job."

Jenny! said...

Yes, yes they are!

Dan Mega:
A. What time, what place?
B. After you buy me lunch!

I saw a few at the zoo last time I was there!

Michael C:
Funny as hell too!

I laugh my ass off when kids swear...that is so not appropriate...but it's funny!

You should...Captain would like it!

I think if I wore the blow job one around my parents...my dad would be like "hell yeah" I didn't want three bitchy daughters!

Thats actually a great idea...the pregnant shirts...you should paton that!

Thanks, come again!

I know!

Phizhez Rule:
Thats a great one!

Well, you should try ot get themto weear them...its one more thing for them to groan and moan about!

That's my favorite!

Lucy said...

Noooo! These are horribly--no, egregiously---no, nefariously wrong T-shirts! "They Shake Me"!...Wrong, wrong, wrong! But hilarious...and wrong! But funny, and clearly wrong!

Forget it! I can't handle the evil-twisted side of me from coughing up a lung as a result of laughing!

honkeie2 said...

I have one...
" Mommies favorite mistake"

Jenny! said...

I know they are wrong...but justtoo damn funny!

I LOVE That one!

MyUtopia said...

Crazy t-shirts. I read the same survey it was really interesting.

Don said...

Huh looks like Dan is going to waiting along time

Jenny! said...

I thought so, I was surprised at some responses...I would never think of that!

Well, there is a line forming! He should take a number!

Dark Pixie said...

i want them all.......lol



The inside of me said...

My favorite was on a pregnant woman. It said "my babies daddy went to prison and all I got was this lousy tshirt" then at the bottom it said "david's bail bonds" lol

Anonymous said...

Woah - where do they sell those? I love the "My Daddy drinks because I cry" - they need one that says "Mommy" too!

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