BAMF's is having a self-help themed meeting in two weeks...we all picked a book from a list put together by Sarah...so we could all help each other and read different books! Since I am not a fan of self-help and think that it is basically bullshit, I decided to pick a book that I thought would be mildly entertaining and also spark some interesting discussion topics at our meeting.
So, the book that I am reading is this...
And it is not even remotely entertaining! In fact, I find it boring and frustrating!
I would like to know who the fuck NEEDS this book? It's not like erotic literature and there aren't even that many pictures...so why does anyone need to read this? Are we that stupid that we can't figure out that the penis goes into the vagina or mouth...or on occasion...the ass? Are we that boring that we can't come up with our own sexual positions? Are we that dense that we can't figure out what our lover wants?
Basically Tantric sex is the joining of souls kind of stuff, like connection on a whole different level and Kama Sutra is positions that will increase your sexual energy...blah blah blah! I don't need to see Chakra colors to have a fucking orgasm!
It goes into lengthy detail on how to breath...um, ok...I can breath without instructions, in fact...it's all done automatically by my body...I don't even need to think about it! But breathing, according to this book, is the path to multiple orgasms and staying power for erections...weird...I thought that sex would sustain a boner and that multiple orgasms are achieved through touch...not breathing...shit, if I could orgasm while breathing...I wouldn't be allowed out of my house!
It talks about how massaging your partner is sexual...um, duh...touching and rubbing on someone sexual! That there are certain ways to touch your partner to make their sexual energy heighten to be blissful...my guess is that touching a penis will make it "heighten".
It also talks about all this connecting with your inner colors and blah blah blah....dudes and dudettes...its FUCKING...I don't need an instruction manual! And for sure I don't need to read about colors and what they represent...I don't care what color your car interior is...that ain't the point!
I guess I should be nicer, because maybe there are people out there that need instructions on how to use their privates...but really...isn't part of the fun of sex, figuring it all out, experimentation and uninhibited moments with the other person?
The book has a suggestion for all you males...make as much love as you want each week...but only ejaculate once every seven days! Ha ha ha...Tantric sex my ass...that is a serious case of blue balls!
The other obvious suggestion is that both people should experience an orgasm each love session and that it's important to please your lover...what the fuck...pleasure is the whole point of sex!!! The clitoris is the ONLY part of the human body that is designed specifically for pleasure...no purpose but pleasure, what a rough life for the clitoris! And men, if you can't make your woman cum...you shouldn't be having sex!
So, I am not going to recommend you read this book...unless you are a retard and don't know where you penis is!