Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Booger Eater!

Do you think this kid was trying to eat his boogers?

Poor kid...maybe now he won't run with forks again!


slick said...

Ah, my wife got an email with those pictures a week or so ago. All I got to say is....

Damn that had to hurt!

Bet he'll go hungry before he tries that shit again ;)

Variant E said...

THE BOY THAT LIVED! He's famous. He'll carry that scar with honor. Let's hope Lord Forksomemore doesn't seek him out again.

Christie said...

I saw that last week, too, but it still shocked me when I saw it. That poor kid. I think I'll print it out and put it on the fridge so my kids won't think I'm full of crap.

NamesAreHardToPick said...

Ouch! Hopefully that doesn't scar or else he's got an awkward story to tell for life.

Yoda said...

Gosh! That's gross. He'll be the butt of all jokes in HS!

honkeie2 said...

aaaaaahhhhhhh much as i feel bad for the little guy he will have the best scar story ever!

Dyck!! said...

Man, that kid got forked royally! I hope his mommy washes that thing before she puts it back in the drawer.

James said...

The mother should of ripped the fork out sideways, teached the kid a lesson.

Flyinfox_SATX said...

Dayam! Ouch...that hurt me and it didn't happen to me. Glad to see that this was all that happened and that the fork tongs did not get any closer to his eyes.


Loaf said...

That's gotta make your eyes water! Not what I needed to see before dinner, think I'll use chopsticks now.

jford said...

Ouch, that reminds me of the time I had a peni piercing!

Heart Of Darkness said...

Whoa! I've heard of kids stuffing peas and pennies up there, but never an entire drawer of silverware! LOL

Maybe he was hiding it from thieves...?

fatwonkkid said...

wow...for someone with a fork in his nose, he seems to be taking it well.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

There was a kid at school fell over and a pen went through his manhood.

Paul Champagne said...

You gotta be kidding ... gross!!!

Jeannie said...

Shoulda put a couple nose rings in there

RAFFI said...

i've been told that is the newest form of piercing

Jenny! said...

Yeah I got that in an email too.

Variant E:
Will he seek revenge too?

Oh, thats a great idea...put it on your fridge please!

He can show pictures to go along with his story...what a dork!

I would make fun of him endlessly!

It will be a good story...I bet the scars will just look like freckles though!

Does that kids mom look like the type of mom who washes dishes well...I am surprised its real silverwear and not plastic wear!

While screaming at him, "I told you so!"

Considering...I think the kids is quite lucky!

Your a big can use a fork..just don't run around the house with it!

You had a three pronged penis piercing???

Ha ha! Those peas and pennies kids are pussies...this kid is hard core!

He probably drugged him!

Like all the way through or just poked it?

Do I EVER kid???

That would make him pretty bad ass and save the trouble and pain later!

New fad huh...maybe I should go pick out a new set of dinnerwear to go along wiht my new piercing!

Fever Dog said...

Forks are all the rage in the emo scene these days

-Papa said...

Someone needs to tell the idiot parent that you're suppose to stick a spoon to your nose, not a frikkin fork!

Brian in Oxford said...

tell the kid to make his speedballs with a spoon and maybe shit like that won't happen. *sniff*

La Cremiere said...

Nice piercing kiddo.

jford said...

Jenny said:
You had a three pronged penis piercing???

Jenny, I sure did. Some evil wombat thought it would be funny to puncture my willy with a miniature trident. Actually it WAS pretty funny until the alcohol wore off and I sobered up. To this very day I whenever I urinate I hit the bowl dead center and both walls to either side of me.

Sunshine said...


George said...

And I thought people who shoved pencils in their nose were just .... snots

Don said...

Freaky Shit Right Here

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

All the way through.

I used to wonder if he peed out of the side afterwards.

Anonymous said...


that is all.

electro-kevin said...

Oh bless him.

That's quite upsetting really.

I'm a big softy when it comes to kids being hurt.

Jeanette said...

Whats wrong with that mom!

Ashley said...

I am not sure what is more disgusting: a kid with a fork through his nose or that doll in pink from your other post.

Akelamalu said...

JESUS I'd have passed out it that had happened to one of my kids!
I just wonder though, when he sneezes does the snot comes out of the holes on the top of his nose?