I found out some interesting information about a fellow secretary yesterday that really disturbed me...I am seriously afraid of this woman now and don't ever want her to come near me or look at me ever!
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Since I am being moved to a different department, the Firm needs to reassign my current assignments before my transition can be made. Yesterday one of my assignments was moved to this creepy secretary...since I can't give you her name...I will call her Creepy Fucker...and I had to go down and give her some information about her new assignment and some materials. I went down, approached her with a smile, introduced myself and told her my purpose for bothering her, intense personal conversation with Creepy Fucker II, was to give her much needed info for her new assignment. She was less than thrilled at having me, a relative newcomer to the Firm, giving her directions/suggestions. Creepy Fucker just nodded at me, and basically ignored me...too bad for her because that new assignment of hers has some complicated tasks that she needs to be very detailed about and if...or rather when...she fucks it up...she will get her ass chewed out and handed to her....hmmm, too bad she didn't listen to me!
So when I come back to my desk my boss asks me, "So, did you see any of the pictures on her desk?" I replied, "No." She immediately started busting her gut laughing and snorting and keeling over from hyperventilating. I was thinking...what the fuck? When she finally calmed down, I asked her what the fuck was so funny and apparently Creepy Fucker is a grade A certifiable fucking doll freak! She has a collection of dolls that are child sized, like 9 or 10 year old child size, and she takes pictures of them, with them, hires professional photographers to take pictures of them. Now, that alone is a bit creepy to me, but there's more! She takes these dolls on vacation with her...that's right on VACATION! She packs them up and ships them to where ever she is going, then unpacks them, poses them and takes pictures. She apparently went to the beach this summer and took her dolls to the beach with her. She passes these pictures out to her friends in the Firm and thinks that this is normal behavior. I was in tears because I was so creeped out by this...I was just feet from this creepy freak fucker and she could have touched me with her pervy hands!
I am so fucking disturbed by this...that is NOT NORMAL people! Dolls are already a bit freakish to me...but what the fuck is wrong with this lady?
Blogged By: Jenny! When: 8/22/2007