Saturday, August 18, 2007

Random Crap Again!

Here are a few pictures that I took with my cell phone on Friday outside my building of Batman. The first one is the Batman dummy being hung outside my building and the dude on the crane was swinging him back and forth at the window.

This is Bruce Wayne's car, which was parked right outside...it was pretty bad ass although I couldn't tell you what kind of car it is. I was afraid to touch it because I thought the security guards might jump my ass. Unfortunately, I didn't get to see Christian Bale drive off in the car!

Also the Chicago Air and Water Show is this weekend, and there is not a fucking chance in hell that I would to the lake front and watch. There are too many redneck fucktards for me, and I do not have any patience for large crowds full of ignorant cunts. But I did get to see the whole practice show on Friday from my office window. They do some pretty kick ass stuff, like draw hearts in the sky out of smoke and shit. The Blue Angels fly so close to our building that you can see into the cockpit. It also freaks the shit out of the birds and they end up flying into our windows...ha ha...dumb fucking birds!

I am bored as fuck...Don has tonsillitis and is acting like a bitch in heat. I don't do the sympathy thing very well, I do feel bad that he is miserable, but being sick and sore doesn't mean you forget where the garbage can is or how to flush a toilet!
We watched Wild Hogs and The Queen and neither were fantastic. Wild Hogs was cheesy, a bit stupid and not really all that worth seeing. I wouldn't watch this movie again, but it was decent. There were a few funny one-liners...but John Travolta and Tim Allen are kind of annoying.
The Queen was fantastic...great acting and very interesting. I am curious how close the movie is to actual events and reactions.

So, I could go on and on with other random shit, but I think I bored you all enough for today! I hope everyone has a fantastic weekend, have some sex for me please!

40 comments:

phishez_rule said...

That must have been awesome to watch. Even if it was 'just for practice.'

If you see Christian Bale, ask him if he'll use me for his own needs please. I have no morals and am willing to do anything he wants.

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UBERMOUTH said...

Men take bing ill so much worse than women..............and babies. Although I wouldn't expect him to do any chores.

captain corky said...

Bruce Wayne's car looks phat yo. My Saturday night was pretty good. I drank two goblets of beer and then had a little whiskey later. I did wake up with a slight headache though which is really kind of lame. Hope you enjoy your Sunday.

Hammer said...

A six pack helped wild hogs. I'll remember not to watch it sober :)

Akelamalu said...

Fantastic pictures Jenny.

Men don't have simple illnesses, it's always much worse than we get - I thought you knew that!

The Queen - seemed to echo what happened when Diana died but who knows what goes on behind closed doors. A lot of people believe she was killed - me for one.

fatwonkkid said...

Whenever I see live filming from movies, I try to remember it so that I can match it to a scene in the movie...that is if I go and see the movie.

That is pretty cool that you took pictures of the blue angels from your cell phone... :P

jford said...

Jen,

Thanks for the daily Christian Bale sighting/no sighting report. Have your cell phone ready at all times for when he does appear, we all expect to see it posted on your blog.

I love watching movies being made. Sure there is a lot of apparent down time, but it is fascinating to see what is involved in setting up shots. Good photos from the cell phone.

The Blue Angels are incredible.

Sorry your weekend is so sucky. Maybe the weekend gods will make it up to you by having Christian present and fiming this week! ;)

Tuyet said...

I am not bored!

Yoda said...

For a moment I thought that you took all those air show pics with your cellphone too! :-p

Too bad Don is down and the weekend sucks for ya ... my weekend so far has been fantastic, booty shakin' yumminess ... we were supposed to go on a day long picnic today, but the weather gods are playing hookey with us!

Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines said...

Agree with you about The Queen. Then again, Helen Mirren is always excellent in every single thing she does.

I read once a quote from her husband, Taylor Hackford, who said that ALL men have, um, libidinous thoughts about Ms. Mirren (who's what...about 60 or so). I don't disagree!

RAFFI said...

after pulp fiction and scientology, travolta became annoying. tim allen is only good at doing his cave-man 'hooohoooohoooo' grunts, other than that, he's useless. you should car jacked the bruce wayne's car and taken a joy ride. you could have told them you mistook it for your own car.

Cappy said...

Did the Blue Angels shoot down Larry Ellison's Oracle Biplanes? I'd pay to see that!

BEAST said...

Jenny , boys just totaly regress when they get sick, we want to be mothered , and told what brave soldiers we are . Pathetic but there it is :-) . The air show stuff sounds well wicked.
****running round house pretending to do loop the loops and cool stuff ****

George said...

We do it on purpose ladies and you fall for it all the time ... oh I am tooo sick to take the garbage out ... oh poor baby, what's wrong ... here let me help you with that, want something to eat or drink, what? your back is sore and tense .. roll over and I give you a massage.

Great pics ... what floor are you on? I could not within 15 feet of a window above the 3rd floor, especially the floor to ceinging ones

Stan! said...

'not much happening here....except for the great sex going down in Stan's life. Stan and Mrs Stan are resting quietly this evening...blogging is expected to be light :-)

Christie said...

I enjoyed watching the Blue Angels twice this year, once in Seattle, and once down in Portland. My kids loved it!

Why is it that when men get sick, they turn into whiny pussies? You would think they were dying or something.

Nick said...

I'm not bored either.

Of course I'm wasted.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Be on the lookout for a post about the Chicago Air and Water Show at www.theliarsclub.com

I'm surprised that Wild Hogs sucked so badly. I think the concept is funny, but they must have, by all accounts, blown it on the execution.

Don said...

Everyone can fuck right off. Yes I have tonsillitis but does anyone knows what it feels like... hmmm how could I describe it. I know how 'bout describing what they look and feel like. Imagine both of your tonsills being swollen almost to the point of golf balls covered in a layer of phlegm and puss. They are swollen and hurt. At least I can talk, if you count talking in a strained ghostly distored voice talking. I can barely swallow anything except some orange juice, water, soup, and copious amouts thick viscous saliva. I also havent been able to eat anything of real substance either, which doesn't encourage me recovering any quicker.
Jenny! also didnt mention I had the flu that lead to this. I'm sure you all know what that feels like, every muscle in your hurts bad, you have almost no strength, heat flashes, cold flashes, sweating profusely. My side of the bed and my pillow get so cold and soaking wet from the sweating they don't dry when I go to bed the next night. I've lost almost ten pounds (and counting) in about 4 days, but hey I'm not really sick right? I'm just being a big baby who needs a mommy. Oh She also didn't mention that doctor says it could also be a bad case of strep or mono (awaiting swab and blood test results) but hey those arent that bad it's like having the sniffles, right?
I just really need to be left alone, I asked jenny twice to get me some advil and some water. I try to help her with donovan when shes needs it, and I finally have the strength and my equalibrium is mostly back to normal, so I can help the laundry again so she doesn't have to run up and down two and half stories of stairs. I'm not sitting in bed or on the couch all the time ringing a god damn fucking bell having her wait on me hand and foot, maybe I should cuz thats what sick men do right?
My sickness wouldnt be too bad if I couldve gotten a damn doctor's appt so far away since it happened to get the pills I needed to get back to normal.
Oh it is documented that when men start feeling sick or a cold coming on they take off an average of three days of rest to fully recover. And women (the tough ones) may take off one day as compared to the big babies, but the women stay sicker longer and bring a bad mood with them to their workplaces making many more people pissed off or contaminating more people.
So I guess are women tougher but are men smarter, as it always is.

P.S. Fuck Off

TheBirdman33 said...

If I had read this earlier, I would have planned to spend my weekend there having sex with you...
A friend in need...

TheBirdman33 said...

I am a little disappointed that you have gotten this far in life without realizing that Tim Allen is "a little annoying"

TheBirdman33 said...

Batman's car is pretty hot.

If you want to see something pretty cool and creepy Google Image what Heath Ledger is gonna look like as the Joker.

Ashley said...

There is way cooler stuff happening downtown than in the burbs. Aren't you so excited for when the movie comes out so you can see your building?
You could be like one of my friends who works in the Sears Tower, though, who gets upset when it is in movies because she feels like she can never get away from work.

Dyck!! said...

Geez Don, you're quite a hot head. Jenny, I want you to get away from this sick man and his filthy germs. You come stay with me. I'm healthy as a horse, and hung like one too.

Don said...

Dyck!!--- Ahhh... I love ya man

:phil: said...

I just saw Batman Begins last night on HBZero. I take it they are making a new one?

Wow, a lot of man bashing here. You have no idea

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Those noise from the jets practicing on Thursday afternoon scared the shit out of me.

briliantdonkey said...

Haven't seen the queen yet, but I agree on hogs, not horrible but certainly wish I had waited to netflix it instead of spending money to see it in a theater.

BD

Heart Of Darkness said...

Oh, man... I am definitively moving over to where you're at! Nothing exciting ever happens here... *sigh*

-Papa said...

Nice photos!
Is it my imagination or is Bruce Wayne driving what looks like a suped up Prius?

Don: I feel your pain, tonsillitis sucks like a Dyson. Get well or pain free soon.

NamesAreHardToPick said...

Damn, those are some sweet planes. Sorry about the tonsilitis. It does hurt though, trust me.

Brian in Oxford said...

I'm sure that those aren't shots of planes from right outside your window, right?

If Don's tonsillitis keeps up, you may have to go find yourself a good rubber duckie.

Flyinfox_SATX said...

Just the fact that Batman is being filmed on location there in your neck of the woods, abslolute Rocks! That was one BadAss car. If you see the Batmobile you have got to capture a picture.

Variant E said...

Hey, I wonder if Oracle sponsors that plane you have photos of? ;)

I always love it when you have removed comments. I wonder if there is a secret blog containing all of the removed comments somewhere. What could they be?

And what made you think you could dial your Expectation Meter to anything more than zero for "Wild Hogs"?

Oh...and I am not married so I had lots of weekend sex for you!

blog Portland said...

There's quite the difference when I get sick once or twice a year, compared to the twice monthly Haitian influenza my significant other seems to contract.

electro-kevin said...

They should have hung Robbin alongside Batman, Jenny, Then it would have been Batman and Bobbin.

That was NOT a good joke. OK I'm not in the best of spirits, my internet server has cut me off and I'm in the library surrounded by other people's farts.

I gotta go - so many people to visit and I'm on limited time.

Ciao

Kelly said...

damn it... why did you have to mention the sex thing... *frustrated!!!!*

Jeanette said...

Oh my gosh. Don said God damn. You must have really pissed him off. I hope Don's feeling better for the both of you. I like going to work sick. If you stay at home by hourself theres noone to feel bad for you (or at least you faked it really well).

Nocturnal said...

That looked kick ass actually, you guys have all the cool gigs over there Big City Gurl.

Cheers