A dump truck unloads 20,000 rubber duckies from the Columbus Drive Bridge into the Chicago River for the 2nd Annual Windy City Duck Derby.
This reminds me about a conversation we had last night at book club! We were talking about dildos and vibrators and proper techniques for keeping your toy in tip top shape. There are 7 members of BAMF's and one of them is our vibrator queen expert! I think we all have our area of expertise...and this is one where she excels...I can't name drop as I am pretty sure she will beat my skank ass!
So, what I learned last night is that you are not supposed to keep the batteries in your vibrator...your supposed to take them out after each use. Now that seems like a lot of work to me! She also let us know that some are water proof. Now, I may have not been seeing the big picture, but I was like, I don't think your supposed to stick the whole vibrator up your twat...the balls part is supposed to stay outside...so why would it need to be waterproof? Well, apparently there is a cute little ducky vibrator that you can take in the bath with you...
So I am taking the dumping of the rubber duckies and the vibe ducky conversation from last night as a sign that I need to get a duck of my own!