Thursday, August 09, 2007


The big wiener got spanked by a pig!

The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile is not immune to fines, even though it's the biggest wiener around! I guess size doesn't get you out of parking tickets! The Wienermobile's license plate is "WEENR"...he he he! I wonder if the cop has a small dick and issued the ticket out of jealousy! The Wiener parked his buns illegally and almost got towed...I would like to see the size of that sausage truck! I just relish in the fact that the big wiener got his buns handed to him on a paper ticket by a cop that gave the drivers a good grilling!

Sorry, that was my poor attempt to be funny!


istanbultory said...

Quite a girth on that thing.

Jenny! said...

Yep! That's the best part!

mutleythedog said...

Fancy driving around in that old banger...

honkeie2 said...

I would never drive that giant effigy of manhood. Because no matter how big my JohnThomas might be it will be dwarf in comparison.

Hammer said...

I see pork envy in that pic.

Yoda said...

I would like to see a picture of the WEENR going into a tunnel!!


Bugwit said...

Why can't I get the picture of you, naked, having to be forcibly removed from the wiener mobile?

That cop is probably just trying to clear out the groupies.

Sassy Blondie said...

Who doesn't need a big weiner? Even cops are impressed!

Dan Mega said...

Insert joke about spanking wieners here.

fatwonkkid said...

it would definitely be interesting to see a tow truck try and tow the weener-mobile.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Biggest wiener around?? Not by a long shot, baby! The DyckMobile is a full 18 inches longer.

random moments said...

Doesn't matter who ya are, that's funny!

Christie said...

Hot dogs are best with a little bacon on the side. Hahaha. Sorry, I'm tired, it's the best I could do.

TheBirdman33 said...

For some reason I think you were talking about more than a car. Am I right?!?

TheBirdman33 said...

I was going to make a comment about having the biggest wiener in the tri state area, but that would be corny and we all already know it anyway

Keshi said...

WTH is that!!


Michael C said...

This is hysterical. What the hell is wrong with that cop? Did he never get a free weenie whistle that they give out???

BEAST said...

W T F is a weener ,Have I got one ??? I am sure we dont have them in the UK.

If Mr Mutley shows me his weener , will I laugh , cry or scream and run away ?????

Kelly said...

corny and vulgar all in one post? I feel blessed to read you sometimes...

istanbultory said...

Feeling deflated, huh?
I can't imagine how what we know as "sausage" has come to take on a slang sexual connotation in the US of A.

Flyinfox_SATX said...

Actually, That was pretty funny!

Crashdummie said...

eh dont sweat it girl, you are even funny when you fail miserably to be funny..

instead of laughing with u we end up laughing at you...

.. not that I would ever do that ;)

captain corky said...

"I wonder if the cop has a small dick and issued the ticket out of jealousy!"

LOL!!! You're funny as fuck girl!

-Papa said...

That Wienermobile looks kosher.

Jenny! said...

I think it would be fun to go for a ride on top of the big wiener!

That is too big for most girls!

Ha, tons of pork envy!

The wienermobile shoved into a tunnel, would be a good picture!

The fiber glass in August heat is too much for my naked body!

I think that cop just wanted to touch a wiener that big!

Dan Mega:
Your back! How was vacation?

Actually, the cop called a tow truck but the drivers got back before it was towed! I think the tow would haveruined the;s head would have been draggin!

But does it have the same slick design?

Random Moments:
I thought so!

Even when your tired, your funny!

Can't get anything past you!

Yes, you don't have to tell us, you have a corny wiener!

The Oscar Mayer do you not know that???

Micheal C:
I have a weenie shot's real classy!

Why is Mutley showing you his weener??? He should be showing me...and so should you!

And I am blessed you have you read! Corny and vulgar is what I do best!

Every girl needs a bit of sausage in her! What does sausage mean you you blokes?

Thanks...I feel very corny sometimes!

It's okay to laugh at me...I do!

And you crack my funny as fuck ass off always!

Ha ha ha! Kosher!!! Good one!

electro-kevin said...

That is a funny car. I want one.

Then I could park my Wiener in your garage.

Ashley said...

If you are blocking traffic on Michigan Avenue, not only do you deserve a ticket, but you deserve to be flamebroiled.