Australian Customs Officers pulled Mr. Potato Head's butt flap off and found....ecstasy! I thought Mr. Potato Head had cleaned up his act after that embarrassing incident with the hooker's twat!
I just keep thinking of that line in Toy Story, when Mr Potatoe head is in the Barbie car. "I'm a married spud" , "Im a married spud". *giggles* As if the dogs wouldn't smell the drugs because of Mr Potatoe head's google eyes. ~rolls eyes~ LOL ;o)
Duh, why didn't I think of that. My shit was totally ruined when I shoved it in my shoe. But then, I got away with it, and that R-tard didn't. Sucks to be him, I guess.
Mr. Potatohead is a mule for drugs? That's not a very good role model for the spuds. I'm sure Mrs. Potatohead had to take out a 2nd mortgage to post bond to get his sorry potato ass out of the clink!
And a guillotine? That's some serious disturbance there....
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Man, those spuds never stop! I am willing to bet that Crystal Meth is not far behind....
Flyinfox_SATX
i'm glad to hear pez is still in business, collaborating with potato-head here
Uh, first sign would probably be his nose. Look how red the drugs have made it!
Hooker's twat? Wow! I hope she pulled the ears off first!
Looking at mr potato head's face it looks like he's been dipping into his stash.
Ha. Thats a cute way to smuggle drugs into the country! Better than rectally!
A kid could've got hold of that.
He'd have been partying all year and driven his parents mad.
I just keep thinking of that line in Toy Story, when Mr Potatoe head is in the Barbie car. "I'm a married spud" , "Im a married spud". *giggles*
As if the dogs wouldn't smell the drugs because of Mr Potatoe head's google eyes.
~rolls eyes~
LOL ;o)
...seemed like a reasonable place to look for ecstasy...
OK, I have to go there. That is a butt-load of X! People are so damn stupid to think they can get away with that.
~~Irish
Dumb spud
So he's a loaded baked potato.
--snow
This is why I love tomatoes more than potatoes.
and yes, if you haven't figgerd out, I've gone mildly retarded.
Any word on whether Mrs. Potato Head was an accomplice?
ah the potatoes now days...
i thought those were marshmallows. then I was thinking about girls with marshmallow asses...so soft, so tasty, extra cushion for the pushin' :D
does he go to raves and everything?
i could use some of that stuff... i've already got too many pills in my life, so what's a few more that have been stuck in a potato's ass, right?
Duh, why didn't I think of that. My shit was totally ruined when I shoved it in my shoe. But then, I got away with it, and that R-tard didn't. Sucks to be him, I guess.
Is that a picture of your own MDMA-filled potato head?
Sooooo WHERE is this Mr. Potato Head? just kidding.. It always amazes me the things you find Jenny... you crack me up chick!
Mr. Potatohead is a mule for drugs? That's not a very good role model for the spuds. I'm sure Mrs. Potatohead had to take out a 2nd mortgage to post bond to get his sorry potato ass out of the clink!
And a guillotine? That's some serious disturbance there....
No wonder my dealer was out.
That explains that big ass smile!
lmfao
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