Fuck Me!

I know I complain alot about the public transportation and the homeless crazies on my blog...but seriously...it sucks! Why me??? What did I do in my past life that would require this kind of punishment...I must have been some slave driving queen bitch and now I am getting payback by having to ride the public train everyday! I hate it!

The train has a way of taking my mood from...happy and content...to...I want to stab someone in the neck and watch them bleed to death...in about 15 seconds. So, I get on the already crowded train and I have to stand, damn...no reading my book, and by the next stop the train is packed in air tight...I am basically straddling this sitting man's legs, while people just keep stuffing themselves in the car, pushing everyone closer and closer to each other. At this point the air conditioning is NOT working, every one's hot and sweaty, and personal space has become non-existent. Everyone was literally chest to chest, butt to butt with each other...they should hand out mints before you are allowed on the train...all the mouth breathers make me sick!!! A few stops later...people just keep shoving themselves on, even after the conductor announces that, "There's another train two stops behind, if you can't fit, you need to wait!" But everyone is so determined to pack themselves in that no one can wait! I would have gotten out and waited for the next train, but I was too far into the car to be able to even move, let alone scratch my own nose!

The next stop, a few people get off, and even more try to get on....this woman gets in my face and says, "Move back!" To which my reply was, "There isn't anywhere to move!" She says, "Well, people are trying to get on the train!" To which my reply was, "Well, people need to wait for the next train...there isn't any room!!!" She then puts her hands on my shoulders and shoves me backwards into the man directly behind me...and when I say shove, that actually means pushed me about 1/2 an inch in to the man behind me, since I was already literally on top of him. So, I said, "Keep you mother fucking hands off of me, you touch me again and I will turn your face into fucking hamburger!" I heard another man ask, "Should I push the emergency button?" My reply, "If this bitch puts her fucking hands on me again, you should call the morgue!"

So that ended the problem, and we all packed ourselves back into each other...and a few stops later...I feel the man behind me pitching a tent! He got a full fledged boner that was poking at my ass...oh...my...fucking...shit! He leaned into my ear and said, "Sorry...this is really embarrassing!" To which my reply was, "Uhhhhhhhhhh...it's okay." I know there are a million other things I could have said to him, but honestly, I would rather have someone's sausage in my ass then some cunt bitch putting her fucking hands on me like that!

I fucking HATE public transportation!

Anyway...Has anyone heard of or watched the show Love Me, Love My Doll??? No, well I think we should all tune in because these people are FUCKED UP and it makes for some really entertaining TV. I haven't actually seen the show, but I watch The Soup and it was one of the clips featured...basically the creep-show guy, that still lives with his parents, says, "I think the problem my dad has with my relationship with my doll is that...she isn't...actually...alive." Um, you fucking think! I think everyone on the show should be sterilized! I told that to Don and he said, "They fuck dolls, I don't think we need to worry about them reproducing!" Good point...but still...just in case...they should still be sterilized! The creep show guy also said this while describing his relationship with his doll, "At first is was just sex, sex, sex, but now, we just talk and we support and are there for each other." I was laughing so hard, I almost pissed myself...fucked up people provide the most fantastic entertainment!

I hope everyone has a great day! That dolls name is Jenny!