Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Housekeeping!

Sorry folks...but I got another two awards and two more tags! No need to congratulate me...I know I am special! If you so choose, you can skip all the way down to the bottom for a quick update on my day so far!

Thanks Mike M for giving me an award...it's about time dude...you get like 5 fucking awards every week...and FINALLY you have decided to pass one on to me! Just bustin your balls! Thank you very much! I am a nice person! Here's what Mike has to say about sweet little me...

"Jenny! has got to be the coolest "white chick" around. Even though she takes a hard line with the jerks on the train and the crazy ladies at the office, she has got a heart of gold. Some of her comments prove that. Sorry for calling you out Jenny!. You're just a nice person."

I got called out! I really am a nice person...just ask...hmmm...just ask...well, you all know I am nice...and if you say otherwise I might be forced to beat you into agreement!

Here comes my superficial mean person escaping...and I just can't stop it! This award is great...and I love awards...but it is SO not cute (apologies to whoever created it). Bows make me want to barf! But I will display it proudly anyway!
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The Creative Blogger Award is for everyone who participates in The Experiment II. Go check it out...there are some really great pictures there! _________________________

Rules for Tag #1:

1. Copy and paste the story below, and the rules, on your blog.

2. Find out who you're going to tag. (2-3 people, or more, if you wish)

3. Write one or two sentences to continue the story, and use the titles of the blogs you're tagging or any word(s) associated with them as keywords in the links you include in your part of the story.

4. Remember to tell your taggees that you've tagged them!

5. Feel free to use this and start your own viral link story. I'd very much appreciate a link back to Mother's Home if you do. (Or a tag, if you prefer!)

Once upon a time, after the evil stepmom had put up a Barbed wire fence around everything, the Empress came and shouted: "I've come to give you A little piece of me mind!" The evil stepmom, Shelby, came out to see what all the Rambling from this Crazy person was about. The cranky, evil stepmom watched in horror as the insane person began to parade around singing "A Boy Named Sue."It seemed like forever this insane person would sing and for miles he would parade, all the while twisting and dancing to the song.It was nothing short of sheer brilliance, though, this Empress, dancing like a wild monkey in an accordian store, waving goodbye to the evil (and I mean very evil) stepmom and heading off to her job as a Kelly Girl on a military base in South Carolina. It was there she was swept off her feet by Officer Gorgeous and signed up to be part of the USO.It was day by day living with Officer Gorgeous. They went to dances, watched movies, star-gazed, & drank their fountain drinks from the same glass. Then, her Mother, Sister, and Friend came along.....She hadn't seen them for years, and couldn't wait to introduce her new love to them. "This is Officer Gorgeous," she said. "He's really a misplaced midwesterner. We're crazy in love!""You must come all the way home with us!" her family cried.She countered their pleas by saying, "I can't go all the way back to Mayberry, Mom."Her brother stepped in and said, "Hey, while your Officer Gorgeous has been keeping your fires burning on the homefront, his wife -- yeah, I said wife -- is raising their screaming masses."Meanwhile the evil stepmom was back at the Evil Homestead with her slave boy Charles. Poor Charles struggled to break free and make a new life with Mebs mommy. Her name was Jenny!. Jenny had long flowing red hair, beautiful eyes and the mouth of a sailor on shore leave. Red hair? I think not, it's color is more like My Coffee of the Day...a rich brown! Jenny! wasn't interested in making a life with Charles, too bad for him...she was more in the mood for some special meat Loaf from Greg's General Store. Mmmm, it taste so good...and it's Cheaper Than A Happy Meal! After Jenny was sufficiently full...she was Feeling Stoopid and decided to visit The Man at the Pub and see if he had anymore Pointless Thoughts to share. After tossing back a few at The Fishbowl, My Vay-jay-jay started paining so I took The Cherry Ride back to Pookalookaville and my Nocturnal Tendancies took over and forced me to stop Living It Up and turn myself over to the Mattress Police who told me that Nothing Else Matters...it's just Another Day - Same Life!

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Rules for Tag #2 from Site Insights:

I already did this one...and right now I can't think of 8 new things! So, here's the link to the last one!

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I am so busy at work today...it's nuts! It's my last day at my desk...then starting tomorrow I start my new position in the Conflicts department. I need to pack up all my shit and get it to my new desk and I haven't had a moment to do so! My boss feels it necessary to work my ass to the bone on my last day...no liquid lunch or anything! Bummer! She is also being quite the whinny picky bitch today...so thanks for making my last day working for you super special - fucker!

30 comments:

captain corky said...

You should poison her coffee. Are you still going to have time to blog during the day with your new position?

*~*Cece*~* said...

A liquid lunch sounds wonderful!

Stan!! said...

Captain Corky raises a matter of serious concern to many of Jenny!'s devotees. I fear we will be neglected after the 5th September...as work interrupts Jenny!'s crowded blogging schedule. How will we cope?

Akelamalu said...

CONGRATULATIONS ON THE AWARD

and that tag was great!

It's a bummer when working interfers with blogging! :(

Paul Champagne said...

Congrats on surviving till your last day ... though an new job in an office called "conflicts" doesn't sound like a walk in the park.

Variant E said...

Isn't blogging a conflict of working in the conflicts department? If you have a conflict in the conflict department do you have to investigate yourself? Do people regularly change their minds in the conflict department? It's such a fascinating concept...

Christie said...

You won more awards. Seriously, weren't you a virgin just last month?
But congrats anyway!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Is that the only way to get a plug on your blog? By giving you an award??!

Okay, fine. I hereby award you, Jenny (a.k.a. "Sugar Tits"), the Mighty Dyckerson Achievement Award for Excellence in the Field of Greatness!

I await my shameless plug...

Mike M said...

Damn, I am so fucking surprised you displayed the badge...bows and all.

I love your story too. You have a twisted mind. That is why I like you!

The new job is going to be great Jenny!. The quality of gossiping old ladies is so much better at this level!

Rex Venom said...

Congrats and funtimes with the crazies.
Mmmmm.
Liquid lunch. It could lead to liquid supper, snack, and even breakfast! ha!
Rock on!

RAFFI said...

that award is nauseating

Jeanette said...

No liquid lunch! WTF! Did you remind her that you probably know information about her that one wouldn't want spread. That might have gotten you a better last day. Good luck tomorrow!

Keshi said...

Congratts Jen, the award hog! :)

Keshi.

Dan Mega said...

I would get upset that I haven't won any awards, but there isn't any "Excellent" award out there.

Or at least one that is excellent enough for me or my blog.

Gorilla Bananas said...

I'd like to give you a "talk dirty in bed" award. I've never heard you do it, but I bet you're the queen.

electro-kevin said...

Liquid lunch so often leads to ...

...liquid yawn.

She did you a favour not taking you out, Jenny.

mutleythedog said...

You are certain to get a 'Im a Smutty Blogger Award', as soon as I can bothered to solve the problem of getting the letters smaller...I know cuz I have rigged the voting - not that I needed to...

NamesAreHardToPick said...

Talk about creative. Damn, Jenny I am so impressed at that. Totally deserved!

Flyinfox_SATX said...

I hope your day was a good one. Did you tell your old boss, Asta Lasagna Don't get any On Ya?! Congrats again on your new digs! Be happy. Make tons of money! You Rock Jenny!

Flyinfox_SATX

Brian in Oxford said...

Guys are going to try to get hired by the Firm just to end up in Conflicts with you on purpose!

Nocturnal said...

You definitely got cr8ive pinging your blogreaders, well done little lady; that was cool.

Congrats on your award and that liquid lunch looks hella fine, Beer o' Clock already?

Cheers

jford said...

"I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy" to read such a talented, multi-award winning blog!

Good luck on the new position, but we reserve the right to harass your new boss if it begins interfering with your blogging!

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Jenny the Conflict Resolver- I like the sound of that!

No liquid lunch. :(

That's a very British looking pint!
I thought you only drunk Lager in the US?

minijonb said...

oooh! i love tag number 1.

if i get around to naming a blogging all star team this year, you'll be on it.

Stan!! said...

Jeez Christie,Jenny!! was a virgin just last month! I'd always figured that her virginal allure ended sometime in the 2nd Clinton Administration.

ADW said...

Liquid Lunch??? I usually start with breakfast.

Stacie said...

that was one of the most creative link stories I've ever seen. cool beans on the awards..
Stacie

Ashley said...

You can still have a liquid lunch. You just have to keep it in your drawer. Also, vodka is clear, so put that in a water bottle and you are good to go.

random moments said...

Oh cool, thanks! I will hunker down when I'm back from vacation to do that one. Seems like its a good one for a long day of nothing at work!

phishez_rule said...

Thats so funny! That must be kinda hard to do. Well done.