Sorry folks...but I got another two awards and two more tags! No need to congratulate me...I know I am special! If you so choose, you can skip all the way down to the bottom for a quick update on my day so far!
The Creative Blogger Award is for everyone who participates in The Experiment II. Go check it out...there are some really great pictures there! _________________________
Rules for Tag #1:
1. Copy and paste the story below, and the rules, on your blog.
2. Find out who you're going to tag. (2-3 people, or more, if you wish)
3. Write one or two sentences to continue the story, and use the titles of the blogs you're tagging or any word(s) associated with them as keywords in the links you include in your part of the story.
4. Remember to tell your taggees that you've tagged them!
5. Feel free to use this and start your own viral link story. I'd very much appreciate a link back to Mother's Home if you do. (Or a tag, if you prefer!)
Once upon a time, after the evil stepmom had put up a Barbed wire fence around everything, the Empress came and shouted: "I've come to give you A little piece of me mind!" The evil stepmom, Shelby, came out to see what all the Rambling from this Crazy person was about. The cranky, evil stepmom watched in horror as the insane person began to parade around singing "A Boy Named Sue."It seemed like forever this insane person would sing and for miles he would parade, all the while twisting and dancing to the song.It was nothing short of sheer brilliance, though, this Empress, dancing like a wild monkey in an accordian store, waving goodbye to the evil (and I mean very evil) stepmom and heading off to her job as a Kelly Girl on a military base in South Carolina. It was there she was swept off her feet by Officer Gorgeous and signed up to be part of the USO.It was day by day living with Officer Gorgeous. They went to dances, watched movies, star-gazed, & drank their fountain drinks from the same glass. Then, her Mother, Sister, and Friend came along.....She hadn't seen them for years, and couldn't wait to introduce her new love to them. "This is Officer Gorgeous," she said. "He's really a misplaced midwesterner. We're crazy in love!""You must come all the way home with us!" her family cried.She countered their pleas by saying, "I can't go all the way back to Mayberry, Mom."Her brother stepped in and said, "Hey, while your Officer Gorgeous has been keeping your fires burning on the homefront, his wife -- yeah, I said wife -- is raising their screaming masses."Meanwhile the evil stepmom was back at the Evil Homestead with her slave boy Charles. Poor Charles struggled to break free and make a new life with Mebs mommy. Her name was Jenny!. Jenny had long flowing red hair, beautiful eyes and the mouth of a sailor on shore leave. Red hair? I think not, it's color is more like My Coffee of the Day...a rich brown! Jenny! wasn't interested in making a life with Charles, too bad for him...she was more in the mood for some special meat Loaf from Greg's General Store. Mmmm, it taste so good...and it's Cheaper Than A Happy Meal! After Jenny was sufficiently full...she was Feeling Stoopid and decided to visit The Man at the Pub and see if he had anymore Pointless Thoughts to share. After tossing back a few at The Fishbowl, My Vay-jay-jay started paining so I took The Cherry Ride back to Pookalookaville and my Nocturnal Tendancies took over and forced me to stop Living It Up and turn myself over to the Mattress Police who told me that Nothing Else Matters...it's just Another Day - Same Life!
Rules for Tag #2 from Site Insights:
I already did this one...and right now I can't think of 8 new things! So, here's the link to the last one!
I am so busy at work today...it's nuts! It's my last day at my desk...then starting tomorrow I start my new position in the Conflicts department. I need to pack up all my shit and get it to my new desk and I haven't had a moment to do so! My boss feels it necessary to work my ass to the bone on my last day...no liquid lunch or anything! Bummer! She is also being quite the whinny picky bitch today...so thanks for making my last day working for you super special - fucker!